Velcro Sheets

I think I have just discovered a child product that will make my family millions of dollars and will support us for the rest of our lives:


Velcro sheets for children's beds.


T-Man WILL NOT stay in bed. It appears that his old matress has been substituted with a spring loaded matress. Once that handsome, perfectly shaped, little blonde head hits the pillow, his eyes fly open and he literally shoots out of bed. This is how he was found two nights ago at 10:15 p.m. :


p.s. that's not his chic new modern bed, it's a simple chair that sits in the corner of his bedroom.